I’ve had it up to here with midgets.
They are small and have weird giant heads. They think they run the world. They think they are special. They think they can get away with anything [...]
OB/GYN Kenobi
You are the man. You have a way with the ladies. They respond to your masculinity and your geeky awesomeness. You work your charm around them until [...]
I shaved for this?
If you are out in town for the night, looking for some fun and trying to get lucky, you have probably groomed and taken care of yourself. [...]
Baseball
Do you like sports? You will probably say yes, but you couldn’t even name one famous sport guy if you were at the sports hall of fame. [...]
Two horses in a man costume
There is no better way to say it, so let’s just come out and say it. You are an idiot. It’s a fact of life and the [...]
Canadians
Canda has given us a lot of great things. There is Canadian bacon for starters. Also hockey. But of course their biggest contribution yet to American culture [...]
I hope I don’t black out.
You are having a ball at the party. You have been enjoying all the drinking and the games and the guys and all the fun. But you [...]
Pancakes
Hello girl. Yes I see you there in the corner staring at me. You are probably wondering how come I am all man. How can this fine [...]
Swallows
You are a slut and you know it. You want all men around you to know that you should be picked as the sluttiest, most easy girl [...]
Talk Nerdy to Me.
Smart men are the ones that turn you on. If you like your lovers to be awkward, antisocial, smart but outcast, this shirt will help you make [...]
Animal slavery
So a lot of people complain about slavery and how it is incredible that it still exists in some parts of the world even to this day. [...]
Diversity Stole my bike!
We have come to times were everybody is sensitive about their heritage. There are some words noadays that we didn’t even now they couldn’t be said. Some [...]