I hope I don’t black out.

You are having a ball at the party. You have been enjoying all the drinking and the games and the guys and all the fun. But you know that after too much fun, you’re bound to black out and miss on a lot. Well, if your friends are eventually going to find you on the floor, passed out, probably covered in a little vomit and spilled beer, why not do in in style? Let them know that you were really not trying to reach that situation, but you were just having too much fun to quit. This is the shirt to do it.