Pancakes

Hello girl. Yes I see you there in the corner staring at me. You are probably wondering how come I am all man. How can this fine specimen of a human be in this bar staring at me? Why is he penetrating my soul with his eyes? How can I use my womanhood to take care of all his desires? How can I satisfy even his most secret desires? And what will he rather have for breakfast in the morning? Make it a little easier for them poor gals and buy this shirt to let them know.