I shaved for this?

If you are out in town for the night, looking for some fun and trying to get lucky, you have probably groomed and taken care of yourself. But let’s face it. You are not scoring with that hot chick at the bar anytime soon. You will probably be going back with the drunk, kinda not so ugly, first timer one night stand. She probably didn’t even shave her legs. You are going to be offended in the morning. Be ready and let her know what you feel by wearing this hysterical shirt.