OB/GYN Kenobi

You are the man. You have a way with the ladies. They respond to your masculinity and your geeky awesomeness. You work your charm around them until they are willing to take you back to their place for some fun. And once they let you go downtown you are a motherfucking Jedi. They have even given you a nickname of how awesome you are at cunnilingus. And you made a shirt about it too. This is obviously not true, but if you buy this shirt, you can still tell the story and they will never know.