I’ve had it up to here with midgets.

They are small and have weird giant heads. They think they run the world. They think they are special. They think they can get away with anything just because of their small child like size. Well, they are wrong. And they better not mess with you or you will act on it. You’re tired of them. You can’t take much more from their zany antics and their cuteness overload. They always get all the attention. What do they think they are? You’ve had it up to here with midgets. Let them know, get this hilarious shirt.