Charlie Sheen Tshirt?
Charlie Sheen didn’t endorse this tshirt, but if I were to ask him how he feels about spending two minutes in a room with Jon Cryer, then I can only imagine Charlie Sheen would say “I’d rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker’s ass” but then he would correct himself by stating that she wasn’t a hooker, she was a porn star!
Doesn’t matter. If you buy this shirt, then you can be bi-winning with Charlie Sheen and maybe you’ll have tiger blood too!
Fake ass, not even close to being endorsed by, haven’t even had a phone conversation with, Charlie Sheen Tshirt.
Oh No it’s a RACIST SHIRT!
First of all, it’s not racist. Second, it’s black on black. Third, it makes fun of people who think every color related pun is a racist joke.
No. The joke is actually you.
The shirt is hilarious. It’s people who are oversensitive who need to get over it. We all know that people come in different shapes, colors, and fat sizes and we already accept the fact that we’re all different.
Why not put a little dark humor in our light? Buy this funny shirt.
How do I block you in real life?
Do you know I hate you?
Do you know that you irritate me?
Do you know how I know you’re gay?
Yes you do, because I’m wearing this shirt and staring right at you!
Time for me to drink a beer and buy another one of these shirts for my puppet hoarding bitch girlfriend. Don’t you just love Facebook shirts?
Sex with Your Girlfriend
Hey Hey You You I Can Screw Your Girlfriend!
I wore this to a bar one night and some jackass in a turtleneck kept asking “hey dude, where’s the like button?”
He only stopped when I said, 1 – ask her, and 2, it’s on my cock.
3. zing.
100% Organic Shirt
How do you stop clubbing seals? Easy, you start pitchforking them! OH SNAP!
This guy is a comedian! Where did he get such humor?
I’ll tell you. It’s from a 1987 joke book in third grade.
This shirt hypothetically contains part baby seal, panda, and manatee, which is that big stupid looking dumbass animal who swims around having fun all day while tired workers are out clubbing seals.
They have NO IDEA how good they have it!
Relax I’m Hilarious
This shirt was designed for that creepy guy at every party. You know, the guy who does things to chicks because he thinks it’s cute or funny? Or the guy who stares at hot girls to make them feel uneasy? Yeah, you know exactly who I’m talking about.
Don’t worry guy, this shirt will not make you funny or make girls comfortable around you.
This shirt is for anyone who is not a future clown or rapist, which is actually the same damn thing because both are creepy and disgusting.
I don’t Like White People Either Shirt
Who would like white people? Considering there is at least three different type of equally useless white folks, I don’t like them either.
1 – homeless scallywags begging for change from other white people who keep their windows rolled up like they can’t see the poor bitch on the corner.
2 – ones who go to college, have retirement plan, and drink coffee while thinking about how to spend their money.
3 – wiggers and rednecks, who are basically the same white trash scum bag worth less than the fleabag who begs the coffee drinking hipster for change.
4. Oh shit. I’m white! Hey OOOOO!!!!!! Buy this funny shirt so I can afford coffee.
Vagina Fan Boy Shirt
This blue shirt screams DESPERATE HETEROSEXUAL all over it. Incase you haven’t been with a woman in a while, this is not a method to attract them. Most women can tell if you’re gay or straight, they don’t need a walking advertisement to state the obvious.
Only buy this if you think the girls in your neighborhood are so dense that they can’t tell if you’re gay or straight…like if you live in a town full of metrosexuals!