Two horses in a man costume
There is no better way to say it, so let’s just come out and say it. You are an idiot. It’s a fact of life and the quicker you accept it, the better is going to turn out for you in the long run. You are so incredibly stupid, you can even pass for two horses on a man suit. You are that stupid, don’t deny it. So because we know you were not going to be able to do it yourself, we have made this shirt for you. So everybody knows how dumb you are right away. Do the world a favor and just buy this hilarious shirt already.
Canadians
Canda has given us a lot of great things. There is Canadian bacon for starters. Also hockey. But of course their biggest contribution yet to American culture is their funny accent for us to make fun of. And what better way to make the most of it and poke fun at them than with an ironic insult in their own accent? C’mon we all know Canadians are actually very good guys and they can take a joke. So next time you are visiting are country to the north, make sure you are wearing this funny shirt.
I hope I don’t black out.
You are having a ball at the party. You have been enjoying all the drinking and the games and the guys and all the fun. But you know that after too much fun, you’re bound to black out and miss on a lot. Well, if your friends are eventually going to find you on the floor, passed out, probably covered in a little vomit and spilled beer, why not do in in style? Let them know that you were really not trying to reach that situation, but you were just having too much fun to quit. This is the shirt to do it.
Pancakes
Hello girl. Yes I see you there in the corner staring at me. You are probably wondering how come I am all man. How can this fine specimen of a human be in this bar staring at me? Why is he penetrating my soul with his eyes? How can I use my womanhood to take care of all his desires? How can I satisfy even his most secret desires? And what will he rather have for breakfast in the morning? Make it a little easier for them poor gals and buy this shirt to let them know.
Swallows
You are a slut and you know it. You want all men around you to know that you should be picked as the sluttiest, most easy girl wherever you are. But how to let them know with a little class? In a smart way but not so obvious way? Well, your best bet is to just buy this funny shirt and let them figure it out. There might be other skanky girls nearby, trying to give you some competition, but the upper hand always goes to the girl that “swallows”. And they will know that’s you, once you buy this hilarious shirt!
Talk Nerdy to Me.
Smart men are the ones that turn you on. If you like your lovers to be awkward, antisocial, smart but outcast, this shirt will help you make the call. It is a scream to all nerds around you, to let them know they are exactly your type. If computer lingo gets you off, this is the best way to let all geeky guys near you know the real truth about yourself. You know they wouldn’t even think about coming up to you and start a conversation, but they will once you have bought this awesome shirt.