I’ve had it up to here with midgets.
They are small and have weird giant heads. They think they run the world. They think they are special. They think they can get away with anything just because of their small child like size. Well, they are wrong. And they better not mess with you or you will act on it. You’re tired of them. You can’t take much more from their zany antics and their cuteness overload. They always get all the attention. What do they think they are? You’ve had it up to here with midgets. Let them know, get this hilarious shirt.
OB/GYN Kenobi
You are the man. You have a way with the ladies. They respond to your masculinity and your geeky awesomeness. You work your charm around them until they are willing to take you back to their place for some fun. And once they let you go downtown you are a motherfucking Jedi. They have even given you a nickname of how awesome you are at cunnilingus. And you made a shirt about it too. This is obviously not true, but if you buy this shirt, you can still tell the story and they will never know.
I shaved for this?
If you are out in town for the night, looking for some fun and trying to get lucky, you have probably groomed and taken care of yourself. But let’s face it. You are not scoring with that hot chick at the bar anytime soon. You will probably be going back with the drunk, kinda not so ugly, first timer one night stand. She probably didn’t even shave her legs. You are going to be offended in the morning. Be ready and let her know what you feel by wearing this hysterical shirt.
Baseball
Do you like sports? You will probably say yes, but you couldn’t even name one famous sport guy if you were at the sports hall of fame. Instead of trying to act cool, you should better poke a little fun at your dumb self and wear this shirt. Why? Cause its funny as hell and you better come to terms with your ignorance. That oval shaped pig leather ball? Yeah.. I think that one is for baseball. At least you’ll get a laugh instead of getting looks of amazement at your stupidity. Buy this funny shirt now and be done with it already.