100% Organic Shirt

How do you stop clubbing seals? Easy, you start pitchforking them! OH SNAP!

This guy is a comedian! Where did he get such humor?

I’ll tell you. It’s from a 1987 joke book in third grade.

This shirt hypothetically contains part baby seal, panda, and manatee, which is that big stupid looking dumbass animal who swims around having fun all day while tired workers are out clubbing seals.

They have NO IDEA how good they have it!