Stare at me in disgust!

Smile like you mean it!

I see you have dirty knees, that must be why you were staring at my friends with that disgusting face!

Hey, did you ever hear of a “I don’t really want to, but I’ll do it anyway” blowjob? It’s when a girl goes down on a guy because she has to in order to get to the homerun stage of having sex. How does that work? It works because she is probably ugly and hasn’t been laid in three months, so she has to use her pan face in order to get that wet willow wonked by a weiner!

Oh shut up. Just buy this damn funny shirt and hope that it actually works for you.