Sorry ladies, the shirt stays on

When you’re at the beach, drinking brews, and partying down with the ladies, this shirt is the instant peacocking weapon.

Not only does it tell the women that they’re not worthy of what’s under the hood, but it also makes them beg for it even more.

Make sure you parade around the bar, tugging on your shirt, whenever the song “This is why I’m hot” plays through the speakers.

I don’t guarantee this will get you laid, but hey – chicks like what they can’t have! I should know, I’m vagina magnet! Edit: he forgot to tell you they’re all ugly vaginas!