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How do I block you in real life?
Do you know I hate you?
Do you know that you irritate me?
Do you know how I know you’re gay?
Yes you do, because I’m wearing this shirt and staring right at you!
Time for me to drink a beer and buy another one of these shirts for my puppet hoarding bitch girlfriend. Don’t you just love Facebook shirts?
Sex with Your Girlfriend
Hey Hey You You I Can Screw Your Girlfriend!
I wore this to a bar one night and some jackass in a turtleneck kept asking “hey dude, where’s the like button?”
He only stopped when I said, 1 – ask her, and 2, it’s on my cock.
3. zing.