I love to cuddle

Dear Ladies,

Do you love to cuddle? Do you love it when we stroke your hair? Do you love it when we smack that ass kiss you softly?

If so, then you should buy this for your man, to show the world that he’s all the lover you ever dreamed of. He’s everything all the ladies want, and more, like tacos and fantasy football on Sundays.

And guys – even if you hate to cuddle, at least wear this funny shirt to get laid! Boink!

Relax I’m Hilarious

This shirt was designed for that creepy guy at every party. You know, the guy who does things to chicks because he thinks it’s cute or funny? Or the guy who stares at hot girls to make them feel uneasy? Yeah, you know exactly who I’m talking about.

Don’t worry guy, this shirt will not make you funny or make girls comfortable around you.

This shirt is for anyone who is not a future clown or rapist, which is actually the same damn thing because both are creepy and disgusting.