I support single moms

We don’t care if you have one kid or three kids. Or six kids with 5 different daddies.

If you can lose the weight and shake that ass, then we will give you a dollar.

If you’re still fat and your box stinks, then maybe you should quit being a stripper.

If you take Facebook thong pics with your baby crawling in the background, then you know you hit rock bottom.

Regardless, we like strippers. So here’s a dollar, just don’t snort coke with it!