Vagina Fan Boy Shirt

This blue shirt screams DESPERATE HETEROSEXUAL all over it. Incase you haven’t been with a woman in a while, this is not a method to attract them. Most women can tell if you’re gay or straight, they don’t need a walking advertisement to state the obvious.

Only buy this if you think the girls in your neighborhood are so dense that they can’t tell if you’re gay or straight…like if you live in a town full of metrosexuals!